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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

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bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison
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